Top 10 List

In the spirit of having nothing better to write about, I proudly present my Top 10 Professional Athletes/Coaches that are Most Likely to Make a Successful Transition to Pro Wrestling....

#10. Terrell Owens. T.O. would be the perfect fit into the world of Pro Wrestling. He is brilliant a self promotion and fantastic at creating controversy. Can't you just see him being led down the aisle by his manager, former Super Agent Drew Rosenhaus? I am just trying to figure out what his special hold would be to beat Hugh Douglas.....

#9. Barry Bonds. Look at it from this angle. He is already up to speed on the years of steroids it would take to get into "wrestling shape", so he cuold be fighting for a title in no time at all.

#8. Tai Domi. Since he must be getting frustrated with the more wide open style of play, a foray into the wrestling world could be an exciting change for Domi.

#7. Manny Ramirez. The wrestling world could always use one more wack job. He could be a good guy, and then a couple times a year for no reason at all, just flip out and be a psychopath for a few weeks before calming down again.

#6. Michelle Wie. When she turns 18, she will be the perfect wrestling diva. She is strong, since she hits the golf ball further than most men, especially me and Fred Funk. She is attractive. And is you put Michael Bamberger, Sprts Illustrated reporting buffoon in the stands, it is not hard to envision her exploding into a rage. I could see her in a love triangle story line with 2a and 2b (see below).

#5. Alex Rodriguez. He would go undefeated in all his matches except championship bouts, where he could sport a lifetime record of 0-11.

#4. "Jonathan the Giant" Ogden. Andre the Giant has been dead for a while now. Who better to replace him that this guy, who may be the only guy on the planet close to Andre's size.

#3. Mike Tice. First the guy challenges players on his own team to a fight. Now he calls out all his own fans for scalping tickets to the Steeler game to Steelers fans. Isn't this the same guy who less than a year ago got fined $100,000 for scalping his Super Bowl tickets? He should probably move further up the list.

#2a and 2b. Kobe Bryant and Shaq. A Kobe/Shaq matchup at WrestleMania would be worth hundreds of millions. Just think of the storyline. Kobe (allegedly) rapes Shaq's sister, Shaq finds out, and all hell breaks loose. Then Kobe could allegedly pay Shaq's sister $5 million in hush money and she could appear in Kobe's corner for the bout.

#1. Ron Artest. Needs absolutely zero explanation, plus he needs something to do right now.